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老师的谜语



Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you.
There’s something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Davis?
老师:孩子们,我有一个谜语要问大家。有一样东西,全身都是漂亮的羽毛,而且每天早晨能叫你们起床。是什么,戴维斯?

Davis: A feather duster. With which father wakes me up every morning.
戴维斯:鸡毛掸子,爸爸每天都用它叫我起床!




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Sentence that starts with an "I"



Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
老师:告诉我一个句子,是以"I"开头

Student: I is the....
学生:I is the 我是…

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
老师:停下来,不要把'is'放在"I"之后。"I"之后一定是用'am'

Student: OK. “I” am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
学生:好的。I 是字母中第九个字母!